my first registration

so i did my first internship registration today. i was all alone in the office this morning because diane and kathy were at a meeting and sue was out. so i take the girl upstairs and run through everything, and i thought that it went relatively well. until i realized that i forgot to have her sign the paper before she left, so we had to call the earth sciences department to ask them to tell her to sign it before she left. that paper is like the whole point to the registration. i’m such an idiot.

howard quote of the day: ” i’m trying to talk to as many people as possible about this without making a big deal about it.” on the phone to someone at the campus greenhouse about the project he’s working on.  um, if you’re not going to make a big deal about something, you probably shouldn’t be talking about it.

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i’m losing it

If I hear howard suck snot back into his nose one more time I swear to god I am going to fly off of the deep end. I mean it. and he’s fucking humming again. please exterminate me right now. put me out of my fucking misery because I really do not think that I can take this anymore.

You know what. Every time you take a personal call during the day at work, I’m going to turn my Pandora music up? Can’t hear? Get the hell out. This is getting absolutely ridiculous. I do not want to hear about your friends and family’s personal lives. I don’t even care about you, why would I want to overhear your personal conversations? I hope that you really hate my music too. I specifically pick things that I think you won’t like.

i am not an evil person. i was driven to this.

loveaudrey.

PS- this afternoon diane saw you sitting on the floor on the phone in the lobby. she sent you an email condemning your behavior and you denied it. BIG MISTAKE MISTER.

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Multiplying the boondoggle of AmeriCorps

By James Bovard April 28, 2009

President Barack Obama signed legislation last week to more than triple the number of AmeriCorps members, from 75,000 to 250,000. Mr. Obama declared that the Edward M. Kennedy Serve America Act is about “connecting deeds to needs.” Ironically, the signing ceremony and a $5 billion multiyear outlay for AmeriCorps came one day after Mr. Obama called on his Cabinet members to trim $100 million in wasteful government spending. Paying people on false pretenses to do unnecessary things is the soul of AmeriCorps. Since President Bill Clinton created this program in 1993, politicians have endlessly touted its recruits as volunteers toiling selflessly for the common good. But the average AmeriCorps member receives more than $15,000 in yearly pay and other benefits. And most AmeriCorps members go on to work for government agencies or nonprofit groups. Their AmeriCorps gig is more of a career steppingstone than an act of financial sacrifice. AmeriCorps’ prestige has perennially been at war with its boondoggles.

During the Clinton administration, AmeriCorps members helped run a program in Buffalo that gave children $5 for each toy gun they brought in – as well as a certificate praising their decision not to play with toy guns. In San Diego, AmeriCorps members busied themselves collecting used bras and panties for a homeless shelter. In Los Angeles, AmeriCorps members foisted unreliable, ultra-low-flush toilets on poor people. In New Jersey, AmeriCorps members enticed middle-class families to accept subsidized federal health insurance for their children. Nowadays, many AmeriCorps programs are hailed in the media for projects that produce little more than sanctimony among participants: • In Florida, AmeriCorps members in the “Women in Distress” program organized a poetry reading on the evils of domestic violence. • In San Francisco, AmeriCorps members busy themselves mediating elementary school playground disputes. • In Montana, AmeriCorps members carried out a drive encouraging people to donate books to ship to Cameroon. • In Oswego, N.Y., AmeriCorps members set up a donation bin to gather used cell phones for victims of domestic violence.

There is no evidence that federal intervention is necessary to produce tranquillity on California playgrounds or to provide alternative communication modes to Oswego wives and girlfriends. While such programs provide AmeriCorps with positive press coverage, the nation can survive without AmeriCorps’ “volunteers” stepping into such situations. AmeriCorps is beloved by politicians because it provides ample photo opportunities of them doing good deeds. AmeriCorps headquarters encourages local programs to organize “AmeriCorps-for-a-Day” events with elected officials to help get them on board as supporters. A politician can show up, hammer three nails at a house-building project, and be assured of laudatory coverage in the local media. AmeriCorps advocates claim that AmeriCorps members spur 1.7 million other Americans to volunteer each year. At best, this is the Tom Sawyer model of virtue: some people getting paid to sway other people to work for free. In reality, AmeriCorps members have no such suasive gift. AmeriCorps routinely counts anyone who works in a project that AmeriCorps members “manage” as a new volunteer. Thus, if 20 people are already working at a house-building project where an AmeriCorps member temporarily supervises, all 20 can be counted as AmeriCorps-generated volunteers.

At the signing ceremony, Mr. Obama declared that “we will measure our progress not just in number of hours served or volunteers mobilized.” But in reality, AmeriCorps has always relied on Soviet Bloc-style accounting to justify itself. For instance, program defenders often assert that “540,000 AmeriCorps members have contributed more than 705 million hours of service” since 1994. Many individual programs evaluate themselves with raw numbers that mean little. AmeriCorps members are leading a donation drive for items to ship to the Pennsylvania National Guard in Iraq. AmeriCorps’ Rachel Ralph-Doyle declared: “Our goal is to collect 200 pounds of donations.” AmeriCorps has never performed a credible analysis of the value of the service that its members produce. Instead, meaningless aggregates are “close enough for government work” to prove that AmeriCorps is a cornucopia. But for politicians, the issue is not what AmeriCorps members produce but how it makes people feel about the federal government. AmeriCorps puts a smiley face on Uncle Sam. America has enough real volunteers; it does not need mass production of government-issue, bogus volunteers.

Jim Bovard is the author of “Attention Deficit Democracy” and eight other books.

AmeriCorps PACC Vista Panthers say, fuck you asshole.

Do you know how hard it is to get a job right out of college? would you rather us sit on our parents’ couches collecting unemployment and playing video games all day? i have never seen our generation as motivated over anything as they are for the barack obama campaign and this push for national unity and service. let us give something back. maybe you should ask the people affected by americorps programs if they appreciated the services we gave to them. it’s easy to make fun of the small steps that we’re taking if you have no idea what kind of impact there is. whether you think it’s worthwhile or not, at least we’re trying to do something positive, as compared to you, writing articles denoting our goals and achievements. i am lucky enough to be on a team with the 25 brightest, most passionate and dedicated people i’ve ever met in my life. we are going to do amazing things. and those amazing things have to begin somewhere.

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into the streets

into the streets was today. it went allright. i as not all that happy with the number of students who showed up vers the number who SIGNED up. but what can you do. it was a beautiful saturday. i might have skipped out too.

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into the streets is coming along. i still need volunteer spots for 20 students. fuck me. i’ll get there though. i’m not too concerned. i think.

we had some fun developments yesterday. howard got yelled at three time and then huffed out of here without saying goodbye to anyone. it was kind of funny. we interviewed a girl for the community service student worker position and she got it. i think that i will like her a lot. she seems like a really good leader and i think she will be really good for the projects we need her to work on. i’m really curious to see how she will work with us. it will be interesting.  she starts tomorrow.

in like a lion, out like a lamb

so it’s been about a month since our new coordinator started working here. things are still going about the same. he’s still acting like he can do whatever he wants and i have pretty much adopted the mentality that if you’re not going to listen to me, then i’m not going to help you out at all. i think that he’s getting the idea that i do know what i’m talking about now though. he’s down with our supervisor right now. i hope that she is putting him in his place. probably not. he invited someone to come look at the furnature situation yesterday without telling anyone. our student worker overheard him telling me and we devised a plan to have the SW text our boss to give her a heads up so she wasn’t blindsided when she came back from lunch. she was SO PISSED!!! haha it was hilarious. i told him point blank, if you do this without discussing it with our supervisor first, she is going to be pissed. he should have listened to me. maybe next time he will. i hope not. i want him to get the boot. hopefully soon.

on a more positive note, into the streets planning is coming together. we are still looking for project sites for our last group of students, but i hope that we can find something at brightside and it will be taken care of. i’m optimistic. after planning two of these already, it doesn’t seem like such a huge task anymore. everything always goes fine and it will be okay.

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updates

the community service coordinator position went to someone else. i told diane that i’d like to stay in the VISTA position another year, so that’s most likely what will happen. i’m not upset. everything happens for a reason, and i don’t think that higher ed is the place for me anyway. too much resentment and drama. yikes
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rubbish

the only things that i ever put in my garbage bin at work are food leftovers and papers that i printed out and deemed unacceptable for whatever purpose they were intended.

i feel bad for our custodial staff.

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To Members of the University Community:

As you might be aware, Dr. William (Bill) Ayers will be the guest lecturer for the Anna Funk Lockey Education Lecture on March 19, 2009.  The invitation was extended by the School of Education’s Academic Cultural Enrichment Committee.  Dr. Ayers’ lecture has resulted in a flurry of off-campus opinions.  Many of the emails, phone calls, newspaper articles, and letters to the editors of the local newspapers condemn the selection of Dr. Ayers and his appearance at Millersville University.  Some of these individuals have called upon me to rescind the invitation to Dr. Ayers and to cancel the lecture.  It is likely that there are divergent opinions within the University community about Dr. Ayers’ appearance as well. On the other hand, many alumni and key external stakeholders have staunchly defended the University’s responsibility to select and host speakers, citing the very important role of America’s universities as serving as the marketplace of ideas.  It should not be lost in any discussion of Dr. Ayer’s invitation to speak on urban education that neither the University nor the University’s donors necessarily endorse the background and views of speakers invited to campus, including Dr. Ayers.

 

Given the attention that the lecture has drawn and will likely continue to generate, I believe it is important to share the following facts with you:

·         The committee selected Professor Ayers based on his extensive work in the field of urban education over the past twenty years.

·         The committee selected Professor Ayers in the belief that our students and faculty will benefit from the opportunity to discuss with him ways that educators can better connect with urban students and their families.

·         The lecture fees are paid from privately raised dollars, and any special security needs, which are required beyond those routinely provided for other special university events, will be covered by privately raised dollars

·         Tickets to the free lecture will be distributed first to Millersville University students, faculty, and administrators.

 

While I personally reject any form of violence and strongly disagree with Dr. Ayers’ past actions and statements, I adamantly support the right of the committee to invite Professor Ayers to share his knowledge and research findings on urban education with our students and faculty.  One of the core guiding principles of Millersville University (embodied in the strategic direction, Cultivating a Community of Diverse People, Thoughts and Perspectives) is that Millersville University will continually renew itself as a place where inquiry is encouraged, ideas are expressed openly, and the dignity and rights of all individuals are respected and protected.  It is within that context that this lecture will occur.  As usual, those who attend the lecture are expected to be respectful of the speaker and all others in attendance as is the case with all invited guests to the university.  Millersville University has traditionally been the host to speakers who represent various perspectives and ideologies.  Such a tradition has been the hallmark of MU since 1855.

 

Dr. Ayer’s work was supported by a $49 million grant from the Annenberg Challenge Program.  Our University community will have the opportunity to hear what Professor Ayers has learned and observed in his work to shape Chicago’s public school reform program.  We believe in our students’ ability to assess data and views thoughtfully.  Those who attend the lecture can form their own thoughts and conclusions on the efficacy of that work.

 

In their timely article in the February 13, 2009, Chronicle of Higher Education, “The New Climate of Timidity on Campus,” A. Lee Fritschler and Bruce L.R. Smith reinforce the core value of colleges and universities as “openness, and diversity in thinking and expression.”  They argue that we are a poorer nation if universities shrink from their obligation as a marketplace of ideas, and fall prey to “an emerging risk-averse campus climate that threatens to impoverish the intellectual vitality of undergraduate education.”

 

The opportunity to hear divergent voices is neither a liberal nor conservative political perspective, but instead, freedom of thought and expression are the bedrock of our democracy.  Thus, our University will stay the course and remain true to its guiding principles, supporting a culture of free inquiry and self reflective learning to assist our students in becoming thoughtful individuals who will never lose their passion for engaging new ideas.  Aristotle reminds us that “It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”

 

This is indeed the Millersville way.

 

Francine G. McNairy

President

what’s going on around the bedford house….

i had my interview for comm. service coordinator on Friday. I think that it went okay. it was kind of awkward interviewing for a position where i knew both of the interviewers, but i tried to keep it as professional as possible. diane is on vacation in the caribbian for 2 weeks now, so i don’t know when we will finally find out who they chose for the position. i’m really not expecting to get it, but who knows. stranger things have happened.  i think that it will be really weird to have to share my office with someone again. granted, it will only be from 11:30-3:30, but i’ve gotten really used to listening to my music and doing my own thing. not to mention that i will be the one who has to train this person. it will be nice to have some help, but sometimes all help does is slow you down.

i’m getting ready for Into The Streets and Easter Baskets right now. it’s hard because so much of the planning is waiting for people to get back to me. hopefully i can make some recruits at the CVC meeting next week.

construction in the polling station is FINALLY almost done. they’re supposed to start moving the furniture in tomorrow. i will be so happy to  not have to listen to pounding and sawing all day! plus i will finally get to move my office table back against the attic door, which will give me a lot more space and make it look nicer in here again.

something amusing happened here yesterday. we found out who our department director invited to keynote at our conference in march: bill ayers. seriously. this has caused a major upset around campus, especially with our main benefactor. he and other donors are threatening to cut off sponsorship if bill speaks on our behalf. i have no idea what will happen. we only have a few weeks to get this figured out before the conference and i have a feeling if we have to find a new keynote, the responsibility will fall on diane and kathy and i’m sure they don’t want to have to deal with that. especially since this conference is more ccerp and not ices. i, personally, would like to see bill ayers. i’ve never heard him speak before and i’d like to hear what he has to say. i think radical domestic terrorists are sexy.

bill, wanna have lunch?

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